• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Lucky you got to it while he was still alive. They probably would have still enforced this policy if he had died and not yet canceled.

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      3 months ago

      I can’t think of anything that would get them to end the policy faster than the manager having to deal with someone dragging a corpse in there.

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            3 months ago

            “I will magnanimously cancel your pop pop membership and I’m happy to enroll your dog and you for our ash scattering program. The first hour is free and you can cancel anytime you want after only 45 years, even if Floofy dies, you can keep his membership as a souvenir. You’re welcome 🤗!”