• nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    4 months ago

    I’ve got this. Showing up with just these items in your basket at Walmart would be certain to raise questions:

    • One script for a pilot of a series about the adventures of Thom Bombadil
    • One 1/2 scale, fully functional zamboni emblazoned with the San Jose Sharks team logo
    • One 1.75l bottle of Kirkland Signature French Vodka