• Seleni@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      ‘If you sign a driving citation with blue or purple ink and write ‘without prejudice’ on it, and get it notarized and send it in to the courts, then the court clerk will have to dismiss your case. Because the notary has supreme legal power since there were notaries in Rome and Ancient Egypt.’

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        And they’re deputy Secretaries of State! So powerful! I’m signing up for Notary school. Imma charge these fools so many chickens.