@JakeWeddle "He's A Sociopath" is my opinion based on the Cambridge Dictionary definition of sociopath: "A person who is completely unable or unwilling to be...
Nah, he loves me. I talk shit to him all the time…
One time, he was bitching about how he’s the only one getting anything done at work. He said “I’ve done a million things today. I did A, and B.” And i asked him if that’s how he thought counting worked. “1, 2, a million? What is this, marine math?” And he fucking LOVED that. He uses “marine math” all the time now.
whew! good sir, that’s 'em fighting words
Nah, he loves me. I talk shit to him all the time…
One time, he was bitching about how he’s the only one getting anything done at work. He said “I’ve done a million things today. I did A, and B.” And i asked him if that’s how he thought counting worked. “1, 2, a million? What is this, marine math?” And he fucking LOVED that. He uses “marine math” all the time now.
Nobody jokes about Marines being stupid more than marines. Well maybe the Air Force and navy. But the marines do it a lot too
Know why the term “Jarhead” is a misnomer?
You can put shit in jars.
I don’t know I coulda swore their heads were full of shit. Not much else in there unfortunately