• umbraroze@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    A turtle! 🐢

    • Great lifespan
    • Even better defensive skills
    • No need to go to a dentist on the account of not needing teeth anymore
    • Great software development skills due to Shell Access

    Edit, almost forgot:

    • Wider housing options (unless they, I dunno, fill the sewers with concrete or something)
    • Possibility of martial arts training