Republicans cutting funding to NASA because rockets are “satanic devil worship” and “are arousing to females (biological) and homosexual men because they’re phallic in nature” in T-minus 10…
(Spoiler: they were gonna defund NASA anyway)
Edit: also, just a reminder that space and space accessories actually make a lot of money for the US and push technological progress, which is why American politicians don’t like NASA; it’s a successful and profitable government program.
NASA was originally ANAL with an extra ass, that’s why they say ‘L’ minus before ‘blast off’.
L minus would be “bast off”, not blast off. Sounds like a turkey cooking competition. BASTE OFF - Round One!
They say T minus cos they’re all trans
- T-1 NASA
- T0 NASA?
- T+1 SATAN
- T+2 NTATAS
TS+1 SANTAS
Relevant XKCD : https://xkcd.com/2559/
Spaghetti > Meatball
Don’t forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!
Could be true. Science destroys religion…
I dumbest thing is some people actually believe it
I believe it.
After blast off, the static T forms a new a new acronym of evil with the infamous L, G and B.
Wake up sheeple.
The T stands for turd-eater.