• macniel
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    4 months ago

    And then he worfed all over the Duras Sisters.

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      4 months ago

      Worf: “The Repulsa Sisters!”

      In unison: “Ahahahaha! We will destroy your precious Federation!”

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      I’ve always figured that if you gave the Duras Sisters some fine blood wine and got them drinking hard, you could then switch them to Romulan ale. Then they would snuggle with you. You could probably avoid them cutting you up but you would need to sneak out the next morning.

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        The boob windows have taken your faculties like the sirens of legend. Avert your eyes from their bosomy gaze.

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          Yeah, they ain’t much in the face, but they working some truly hypnotic mammaries. Mermaids would probably catch me as well. I’m a simple man.