Who hurt you as a child?
As men get older, it becomes more challenging to initiate urination. As a result, the distance the urine stream travels at the beginning becomes unpredictable.
On the other hand, towards the end of urination, the stream becomes weaker and may cause post-dribbling. This also increases the chances of hitting the toilet seat.
Failing to clean the toilet seat afterward is simply pure rudeness though.
Just sit down.
…on a public toilet seat. I ain’t touching most of them, much less sitting on them, so oh yeah, yeah, no.
Don’t be a baby.
If its not visibly dirtied, wipe it with a paper towel, sot down, do your business and clean up after yourself.
Your ass goes back into your pants anyway, and you wash your ass daily at home (please don’t disappoint me there)
it isn’t that I do it on purpose but when I put it back, there might be a couple of rogue drops that land on the seat
Wipe them up with paper, throw in the toilet, flush.
Do the bare minimum
not my business lol
Your piss, your business. You’re a man child.
we stand and pee, sometimes it splatters
That’s why we clean up after ourselves or sit the fuck down if we can’t :)
