J.D. Vance's investment in a biotech firm that does testing on live animals is raising questions about the Ohio Senate candidate's true values.
  • superkret
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    4 months ago

    There’s absolutely no proof that J.D. Vance uses burnt monkey testicles as anal beads while making love to his chaiselongue. Reports of him heating them up in a red Le Creuset cast iron skillet before insertion are pure speculation.