• UtMan1988@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Ok, the question is: What would each distro taste like?

    RedHat: A dark roast, bitter but caffeinated. You curse with each sip and can’t stop drinking it. You also pay the barista to tell you how to hold the mug.

    • Backslash@feddit.de
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      1 year ago

      Gentoo is the espresso you get when your coffee-obsessed friend with >$10k worth of barista equipment asks if you’d like a coffee. It’s the best damn thing you’ve ever tasted, but by the time your friend has finished preparing and all the settings are dialed in, it’s around midnight and you should have gone home hours ago