• ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish
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    10 months ago

    1994: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’re gonna end up living in a van down by the river!

    2024: If you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously you’ll never be able to afford to live in a van down by the river!

    • booleT@discuss.tchncs.de
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      10 months ago

      2054: if you don’t straighten up and take your education seriously, you’ll never be able to afford to live

      • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
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        10 months ago

        You’re behind on your oxygen bill again. If you don’t pay by next week your nose and mouth will be sown shut.