This is kind of better than it sounds, but still quite depressing:

Layer two tortillas on a plate (the flatbread ones), pour tomato purée on them and spread it with a spoon. Season with salt, pepper and Italian spices to taste. Put into the microwave for a minute or so.

…and boom, the saddest pizza you’ll ever eat.

But still a pizza. Which is better than no pizza.

(Before you ask, no, I don’t own a freezer.)