When my daughter and her best friend were like 14 they baked a cake together, and we plunged a giant chef’s knife into it from the top and took a picture of them looking at it close-up. The lighting on their faces was perfect. I wanted them to send it to Cake because it would have made a kickass CD cover, but I don’t think they did.
The only goats I’ve known have all been little bastards that would always charge at me the MOMENT I took my eyes off them. It’s what they live for. The Weeping Angels of the animal kingdom.
Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell - and they deserve it. Goats are assholes.
Now I want some cake.
When my daughter and her best friend were like 14 they baked a cake together, and we plunged a giant chef’s knife into it from the top and took a picture of them looking at it close-up. The lighting on their faces was perfect. I wanted them to send it to Cake because it would have made a kickass CD cover, but I don’t think they did.
Goats are like if someone combined domestic cats with toddlers and gave the result horns and hooves.
It takes a certain constitution to deal with them but they’re quite entertaining.
The only goats I’ve known have all been little bastards that would always charge at me the MOMENT I took my eyes off them. It’s what they live for. The Weeping Angels of the animal kingdom.
But but goat milk
Goat cheese 💯💯