This is like the level of the boomer meme about teaching kids about taxes.

For every 10 full size snickers you collect, I give you one loose m&m.

I also put a couple of your siblings up for adoption right before Halloween to let you know you’re expendable.

If it bothers you, you can always go talk to your mom, who empathises, so that you feel good enough to get back to collecting my our candy. But she will immediately come tell me everything you said.

You ungrateful worm… After all I’ve done for you?