• Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Fuck this bullshit article.

    I fucking love self service. I don’t want to deal with people.

    Just let me buy my stuff and get out. I don’t want or need small talk.

    I want the disgusting supermarket shop to be as cold and sterile as possible.

    I bring my own bag. I’d Honestly rather just scan everything as I go. And just pay as I walk out.

    Current system is stupid. Walk around shop picking things up. Then take everything out and rebag

      • Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Note to self. Move to Germany.

        To do list

        Learn German. Get a German job

        Cheap ass rent control. C’mon.

        Bratwurst. Kick on

        • lemmytellyousomething@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          8 months ago

          When interacting with the bus driver, make sure to say only “Hallo” when you step in. Technically, this is even optional and only 33% do that.

          When leaving the bus, don’t say anything. It’d be weird.

          And under no circumstances, talk to them between entering and leaving.

          The only legitimate way to talk to them is when the bus stopped, you and the driver are both outside and he or she approaches you first.

          • philpo@feddit.de
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            8 months ago

            Nah, when you are on a late night run on an (almost, max. 2 pax) empty bus, especially the last run, especially in shitty weather, it’s appropriate to say “Nacht” when you leave.

            You form a special bond then and there. The driver is your hero who brings you home in the most shittiest shift.