This was a team effort.
If I fill my ass with Helium, will my farts sound even funnier?
And -checks diagram- you will receive a Nobel price, I think.
With *solid Helium
I see. There’s a German saying for that:
Da geht dir der Arsch auf Grundeis!
Missing a few more "hello there"s, unless this is what floats your boat:
(Human for scale)
I’d love to see the reasoning for each element. Most of them are obvious but I’m curious about some of them.
Are all the gasses dangerous because they’d have to be frozen to a solid? You could use them to pressurize a dildo-shaped envelope, though.
That’s great! because a surprising amount of research was done (way more than anticipated). You will learn some crazy things by studying this. All elements are in solid form at STP so for the gasses that’s in the range of -200 C. Someone suggested doing a version with liquid and gas enemas but you know? I’m just not that dedicated (yet)
Why not iodine?
Owe, my ass
What do you owe your ass (other than an apology)?
I thought it was just a typo on the chart, but then OP used it in a comment here as well.
Arsenic is maybe not?
Pain must be relatively immediate to qualify for owe, my ass. Some of the yellow ones are insidious killers indeed.
Edit: I’m making the distinction that I’ll make ones that cause relatively guaranteed death purple.
I think you mean “ow.” The word “owe” has a different meaning, not related to pain.