Sending this from work where I was looking at a coworker while talking and walked full-speed into the edge of a table

My leg hurt and it’s got a hella bruise going now

  • technopagan@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    Riding a heavy chopper motorcycle in mid-winter on icy roads. That’s ~25years ago by now and I still have the scars on my shins.

  • Dathknight@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    When I was a child I played a boardgame on my bed with my sibling. When I lost I let my self fall back in frustration and for dramatic effect. I thought I would just hit my mattress, instead I hit my bedframe with my head. Some screaming and bleeding later we went to the hospital for some stiches.

    TLDR: played board game ended up in hospital

  • UpperBroccoli@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    I’ve tried to monetize my API to get rid of third-party apps and I thought my users wouldn’t care. God was I wrong!

  • hikaru755@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    I love running into stuff, for some reason. Recently ran into a lamp post while talking to the people at my side and not looking ahead. Also, missing door handles by just a bit and running into the door is a common thing.

  • krnpnk@feddit.de
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    1 year ago

    Tried to climb out of a large two-wheeled paper bin which tipped over causing my head to hit the edge of a brick wall. Fortunately I wore a bicycle helmet because I wanted to go for a ride so only was unconscious for a while, had a concussion and a deep cut under my chin from the strap of the helmet.