I‘m just the average normal guy
I guess I’ll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack
Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.
I like the view; Though the pressure will end me
Spagettigification🫠
Sounds like a long, painful way to go
Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they’ll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I’m immortal, baby!
There’s worse ways to go I guess
Depends… Are you going to die from giving or from receiving one? Or in other words: who’s bob?
My name is just my name… idk what that means 😥
suicide? or you die to a clone of yourself? idk
CW - suicide
Lol I mean, the first one wouldn’t even surprise me 😓
If you’re suicidal, keep in mind there always will be a tomorrow and no suffering is endless. Life has ups and downs and even in the worst downs, you can usually manage to find happiness after a while. I hope you have at least an OK day.
Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go…
I honestly have no idea, which opens up a whole world of possibilities!
I could offer to you: HTTP Status 304: Not modified
Guess it would be easier to die from modification, though.
Always knew I was destined for hell.
Cute but full of shit