Reminds me of a MASH bit after Radar gets back from R&R (Season 8 Episode 4 Good-bye Radar part 1):

Radar’s duffel bag with french perfume is tossed by some Marines and the bottle breaks.

Hawkeye: Woohoo get a whiff of him; we’ve been standing around in a coal mine and he’s been wrestling with every woman in Tokyo.

Radar: It was 4 guys that got me to smell like this.

Col. Potter: As long as you had a good time.

You don’t have a chance on dating apps as a male except you belong to the top 1% most popular accounts.

I don’t think I’ve heard of a religion which describes its deity as non-judgemental.