be me, minotaur barbarian
be in dungeon
see weird stone with black stuff around
brain yells “I wanna try that stuff”
conscuisness asks “you wanna try, like how?”
“I wanna stick my fingers in the stuff and put them in my mouth”
get angry because consciousness is a buzzkill
put fingers in stuff
burns like hell
black pudding hits me in the face, get knocked out by the acid damage
nearly die
Mfw didn’t even get to taste black pudding