There’s some Dasani garbage in my fridge that I keep for delusional guests because Amazon sent it to me by mistake. It has an ingredients list on the label. Ingredients, plural. The fuck does WATER need an ingredients list for?
Never heard of minerals?
that counts under “water”, as you don’t generally go out of your way to filter water and add minerals back in.
it’d be like listing every element in an orange, no we just write “orange”.
And yet, Dasani (and I’m sure plenty others)does just that. Incredible.
Funny you should ask. I was shot by the cartel and lost the use of my legs so I began collecting them obsessively to cope with my depression. My wife, on the other hand, doesn’t even know the difference between minerals and rocks.
Fr fr night water is magical
Conversely, morning water tastes stanky
You gotta flush the tap for a bit. When water is stagnant in your pipes overnight contaminants can leach into it (including lead if you have lead pipes or lead in your fixtures).
mmm, sweet sweet morning water
Florida water smells and tastes like sulfur. Fuck Florida.
