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minus-squareArghblarg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoEverywhere I’ve ever been, If it’s lower than “High” or “2”, it’s as good as “backlog” :) (There can never be a priority “1” and seldom “Highest”, never “Blocker”, otherwise the CEO gets a text or something.)
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoScrum Master: “Do we really have to make it a blocker?” Me: “Uh yeah. It’s blocking these three other tasks.” Scrum Master: “But is it really?” Me: “Yes.” Scrum Master: “Let’s just leave it on in development and we can review the progress tomorrow.” Me: “That’s what you said yesterday.” Scrum Master: “Alright guys. I’m going to give you back five minutes of your time today.”
minus-squareCarighan Maconar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoDon’t forget breaking everything up into ever-smaller tasks just so that something, anything, can be closed every day. 😂 Because the process matters, not the work.
minus-squareSquare Singer@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year ago“Why does your burndown chart have long flat lines and then quickly jumps down a lot? I’s supposed to be a straight diagonal line.”
Everywhere I’ve ever been,
If it’s lower than “High” or “2”, it’s as good as “backlog” :)
(There can never be a priority “1” and seldom “Highest”, never “Blocker”, otherwise the CEO gets a text or something.)
Scrum Master: “Do we really have to make it a blocker?”
Me: “Uh yeah. It’s blocking these three other tasks.”
Scrum Master: “But is it really?”
Me: “Yes.”
Scrum Master: “Let’s just leave it on in development and we can review the progress tomorrow.”
Me: “That’s what you said yesterday.”
Scrum Master: “Alright guys. I’m going to give you back five minutes of your time today.”
Don’t forget breaking everything up into ever-smaller tasks just so that something, anything, can be closed every day. 😂 Because the process matters, not the work.
“Why does your burndown chart have long flat lines and then quickly jumps down a lot? I’s supposed to be a straight diagonal line.”