To all the Helldivers who took part in the last two major orders against the socialist Automatons, thank you. Things were looking bad, but we were able to pull through.

Here’s the latest SEHC brief.

With less than 1% of the total time allotted for the Major Order remaining - 43 minutes out of a 72h total - the Helldivers managed to wrestle control back of Choepessa IV from the socialist Automatons! This display of determination and grit goes to show that one should never discount the efficiency and valor of Helldivers when Lady Liberty comes calling. Being “cooked” is something reserved exclusively to toasters in napalm or bugs at the business end of a FLAM-40 Flamethrower.