Just let it fucking sink
Let that weirdo fuck it; he’ll probably get stuck and the problem will be solved.
The boat will be fine. It’ll be under water and the people have a problem, but the boat will be fine.
Let the one guy stick his dick in there.
It can only slow it down and best case scenario it swells up, he gets stuck and the water stops completely.
Which came first - caulk or cock?
Boatpilled sinkmaxxer got me
Guy on the right. He should be playing Dark Souls II
I like DS1, but it really just depends on my mood. If I want faster paced combat, I go for DS3. If I want slower paced combat, I go for DS1. Also, the first half of DS1’s world design is unmatched in how it’s all interconnected, so I really enjoy the beginning of that game over DS3’s. That being said, fuck Bed of Chaos and that whole lava level. It’s just so bad (even Miyazaki agrees, as they unfortunately ran out of budget and time).
Regardless, I’m beyond hyped for Shadow of the Erdtree this week! Haven’t taken a day off work for a game launch in ages, but I sure as hell did this time.