(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 6 months agoads in your start menu ads on your desktop ads by the traffic light and ads by your next stoplemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10cross-posted to: 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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minus-squareNobody@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoThey’re working on a way to project ads onto your closed eyelids and count that as engagement. It’s technically eyeballs. Maybe the brand makes it into your dreams.
minus-squaremiddlemanSI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoad paused please, resume watching – please, resume watching – …
minus-squareProblem-based person@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoLIGHTSPEED BRIEFS!
They’re working on a way to project ads onto your closed eyelids and count that as engagement. It’s technically eyeballs. Maybe the brand makes it into your dreams.
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Fifteen Million Merits, IIRC?
LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS!