spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down18
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square21linkfedilink
minus-squaresuperkretlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·2 months agoIf that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
minus-squareGoatTnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoScritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
minus-squarestarshipHighwayman69@lemmy.mlBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 months agoRemoved by mod
If that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
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A flexible stick made of silicone