• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.

    Call it performance art.

    People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition

    Art studios might actually finance your project

    Embarrassment averted

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      16 hours ago

      I’d be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.

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        14 hours ago

        At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.

        Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.

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          14 hours ago

          And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.

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        15 hours ago

        At one point they are an arrangement of stacked plastic boxes. So it’s clear they’ll take anything