I wish we could go back to the days when masked strangers could inject serums into the arms of our children which would make them float away.

  • superkret
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    24 hours ago

    True story, this is how I got hooked on marijuana.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I got hooked on the reefer by a strange man in an overcoat in a dark alley when I was seven, just like Officer Friendly warned me would happen.