I personally will never not trust my gut feeling.

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    4 hours ago

    Steal a bicycle.
    Snort amphetamines.
    Ride on the back of a train.
    Unprotected one-night-stand.
    Chase away a Grizzly and her cubs.
    Climb onto a high-rise rooftop from the outside.
    Break into a stadium to see Metallica live for free.
    Break into an active US army base to play airsoft.
    Break into Chelsea Stadium at night to steal a piece of the pitch.

    Looking back, it’s a miracle I didn’t end up in prison, dead, or worse, expelled.

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      Break into a stadium to see Metallica live for free.

      Jump the fence at an amphitheater when the headline band took the stage. Security handled me pretty roughly. I was to be ejected, but he didn’t tell the lady at the office where I filed a written complaint for his physical abuse. She let me back into the show and I stayed far away from where he was posted and watched the rest of the show.

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        1 hour ago

        I also simply jumped the fence (after trying every other option, cause it seemed too easy).
        Security was nowhere to be seen, but some guests didn’t like how I got in for free while they paid 150€, and got pretty angry.

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      3 hours ago

      Break into an active US army base to play airsoft.

      At first I was like “holy shit!”, but the more that I think about it, it’s probably safer than playing in a public park…

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        2 hours ago

        Yeah, you’ll encounter trained soldiers, not cops.

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        2 hours ago

        They had a spot on the back coupler you could sit on.
        And there was an open street crossing in my town where they had to slow down enough so that you could run up from behind and sit down on it.
        When it passed the crossing you just jumped off before it accelerated again.