• Anivia
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    9 hours ago

    If you need a bottle opener to open a bottle you aren’t alcoholic

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      9 hours ago

      So uh… the pair of channel locks I keep on my coffee table… Am I poor or an alcoholic?

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          10 minutes ago

          Sorry I should have clarified. I refer to the trunk thats in front of my couch that has shit on and in it as a coffee table

        • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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          6 hours ago

          Doesn’t matter if you’re sober, or even a man. It’s wise to have a coffee table suitable for storing your channel locks. If you have a spouse it’s more wise to listen them.