There’s some Dasani garbage in my fridge that I keep for delusional guests because Amazon sent it to me by mistake. It has an ingredients list on the label. Ingredients, plural. The fuck does WATER need an ingredients list for?
Funny you should ask. I was shot by the cartel and lost the use of my legs so I began collecting them obsessively to cope with my depression. My wife, on the other hand, doesn’t even know the difference between minerals and rocks.
There’s some Dasani garbage in my fridge that I keep for delusional guests because Amazon sent it to me by mistake. It has an ingredients list on the label. Ingredients, plural. The fuck does WATER need an ingredients list for?
Never heard of minerals?
that counts under “water”, as you don’t generally go out of your way to filter water and add minerals back in.
it’d be like listing every element in an orange, no we just write “orange”.
And yet, Dasani (and I’m sure plenty others)does just that. Incredible.
Funny you should ask. I was shot by the cartel and lost the use of my legs so I began collecting them obsessively to cope with my depression. My wife, on the other hand, doesn’t even know the difference between minerals and rocks.