There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.
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5 minutes cause I like a runny yolk.
8 would be just hard boiled.
2·2 days agoCool 😎
19 hours of sunshine, 0-10 degrees Celsius, windy as fuck, and you better apply the strongest sunscreen you can get 3x a day or you’ll regret it.
I cook my eggs in steam.
I put half an inch of water into a small pot, bring it to a rolling boil, add the eggs and put the lid back on. Works every time, on any stove.
visit America
get shot
bystanders start clapping
All this guy needs to pull ladies is some strong double-sided tape, and a cat.
5 minutes gives a cooked white and runny yolk, 6 is soft, 8 is hard boiled. 10+ is WTF IS THIS AN OSTRICH EGG?
Don’t be fooled!
415·3 days agoCan’t read the article, but since the first sentence of the headline is already misleading to the point of being false, I don’t care to, either.
At no point did Germany throw its doors open for migrants, this is a right-wing myth based on a gross oversimplification of what happened.
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19·3 days agoIn most restaurants I saw there was no wall in between.
Chile
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4·3 days agoWhat is your KDE alternative from the 21st century?
Can’t be Gnome or Xfce, they’re both from the 20th.
How do you pronounce your pronouns?
Yet their bed is so small it doesn’t fit an average Costco shopping haul.