• Frank Ring@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    So I’ll take this very heavy patio set, some very long wood planks and this very high item on the very top of the self.

    I’ll be waiting at the counter. Thank you!

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      3 months ago

      Sir, that is a lab. He will grab that very long wood and drag it to the cash crashing everything in his wake, tho I wouldn’t let him take the patio set as he may rip his teeth out trying to get it to the cash. Labs are really great dogs

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        3 months ago

        I’m sure this lab is a really good boi.

        But none of this is my problem.

        I’m at the hardware store to get a patio set, planks and some items that are sometimes high on the selves.

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          You might ask for another employee to help you, if you felt your service was unsatisfactory. But you still have to tell the lab that they’re a really good boi… the rules are clearly posted on the sign out-front

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    3 months ago

    I’m allergic to cat’s and dog’s saliva, and to everyone like me he may stay a good boy, but he can’t be a good employee.

    P.S. One solution is to give him a little cart

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      3 months ago

      I want to downvote you because like, I love dogs (and cats, too). But like, not being able to love on or get loved on by dogs and cats is way, way worse than any downvote. That’s just a tragic allergy.

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      3 months ago

      P.S. One solution is to give him a little cart

      P.S. one solution is to not go there, and as a bonus you won’t feel a need to ruin our joy.

  • StaySquared@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    So… what happens when there’s multiple customers shopping at the same time?

    I think this is BS, quite frankly. But it’s nice to think about it being real.

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 months ago

      So… what happens when there’s multiple customers shopping at the same time?

      You have to get things yourself. Don’t work him like a dog!

      I think this is BS, quite frankly. But it’s nice to think about it being real.

      I mean, I don’t see why it wouldn’t be real insofar as a local hardware store has a dog, and the dog likes to help (or ‘help’) customers by carrying things and keeping near them until they reach the checkout.

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        3 months ago

        Hm… true. I’d assume the dog would go a little crazy trying to help all the customers. Next thing you know, you have customer items mixed together at registers, that’ll end up being a bit of a headache.