radishnt
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
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mothman-misato
y- you were putting it in cold water???
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boimgfrog
Radish. Answer the question radish.
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radishnt
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
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boimgfrog
#u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ???
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
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catsnraincoats
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why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
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boimgfrog
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
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catsnraincoats
Its takes less than a minute
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boimgfrog
Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun
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catsnraincoats
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
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boimgfrog
Like seven minutes
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catsnraincoats
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…
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boimgfrog
Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ??? On medium heat??? Ur stove is enchanted
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pidoop
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
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silverjirachi
Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief
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wizardlyghost
(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS’N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)
RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell
Of diff’rent flavours gained by simple act
Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?
MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!
FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.
RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?
Without the guide of others I assumed
That heat was merely added for the sake
Of expediting this solution’s brewing!
Half a decade I have spent, or more,
Not questioning this worldview I had made.
In fact, I am myself a bit surprised
That you might think that I, your dearest friend,
Might have a patience of sufficient stock
To wait until a pot of water boils.
FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?
The microwave will beep when it is done!
CATS’N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!
Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!
FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know
That I have not the patience, like our Root,
To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?
CATS’N: It takes less than a minute!
FROG: On what plate?
Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?
CATS’N: How long can take your stove to fill the task
Of boiling but a single cup alone?
FROG: In minutes?
CATS’N: Yes!
FROG: I counted seven, once.
CATS’N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!
If on a middle heat you place the cup
You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.
Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate
Or even less, if you should have a pot.
FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?
You place upon the iron stove a mug?
A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?
How do these flames, though medium in height,
Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?
Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched
With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!
(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)
KING: Ev’ry single person in this group
must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.
Guys this took me way too long to transcribe but I could not go without posting it. wizardlyghost wrote that shit in iambic pentameter. This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone use iambic pentameter when imitating Shakespeare, and they did it fucking flawlessly
ETA Y’all magpiecrown illustrated this and it’s the best
I act’ly think they may have done better
Than William Shakespeare often did himself.His lines are full of near approximates
Of perfect iambic pentameter.
To be honest I would use the microwave before I’d use the stove. Stove takes ages because it has to heat up the bottom of the mug before it actually starts transferring into the water.
But holy shit guys. Kettles are literally designed for this purpose.
Kettles are literally designed for this purpose.
Fuck yeah. Love me a @TechConnectify@mas.to vid. As a non-American, before I first saw that one, I didn’t even know microwaving water was a thing Americans did.
But since seeing it, I now actually use my kettle to boil water for other purposes, like cooking pasta, too. It’s great. Both much faster, and also uses less water than my old method, which was pouring hot water out of my kitchen tap (which required waiting a long time and a lot of wasted cold water for the hot water to get through the pipes from the water heater to my kitchen), then pouring that into a pot, then putting the pot on the stove and bringing it the rest of the way to the boil.
I’m slightly too young to get away with making this joke honestly, but
You drink the water that comes out of the hot tap?
I don’t get the joke I’m afraid.
Posts like this make me want to turn on the max vertical height setting on my feed. But blocking OP instead also works
Scrolling through my feed, this post takes up about 2/3 of my screen at most. I didn’t see the problem here? It’s not very difficult to scroll past that.
This post is screenshots of mobile phone apps, if viewed on a mobile phone with similar aspect ratio it’ll take up 5 or so full phone screens. And that’s without the text script
It is 11 of my screen, with the image and transcript together. I do wish there was a better way to share the full thing without inconveniencing anyone
You only inconvenienced one person who doesn’t know how to set their client to view posts the way they actually want to see them, don’t worry!
That’s hilarious. Although i am a Bit disappointed that it seems quite impossible to write a script that actually tells a story since all the characters will end up doing is describing each other
