• SatyrSackEnglish
    7·
    1 day ago

    As great as it would be to have it chirp every time you open it, I think that would probably get annoying after a while.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
      10·
      1 day ago

      You mix it up by programming the chirp and a random panicked message from your crew that:

      • a Klingon ship has decloaked
      • the Cardassians are contacting us
      • a Borg ship has been detected
      • we’ve lost main ship power and we are on emergency power only
      • the ships gravity assist is malfunctioning
      • we’ve detected a space-time rift in your area
      • a Gorn colony has been detected in your area