• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    16 hours ago

    Yeah, ikr? My wife won’t even bang me, and I’m fairly sure it’s part of a global conspiracy to make my balls explode

    • superkret
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      10 hours ago

      sudo touch wife

      southsamurai isn’t in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.