Sniff more butts. Pee on belongings.
Scream at strangers.
Found the possum.
Hump with glee
I’ve been in therapy for a while now but this is actually great advice
Well, maybe not the emetophagia. Everything else checks out.
Don’t knock it till you try it
I have never met a chihuahua that was happy, though. Every single one of them are hateful little bastards.
I mean, look at them.
Imagine the soul of a wolf stuck in the vessel of a perrito.
I’d be a poorly tempered mess of stress and anxiety too.
My friend’s parents have a tiny old Chihuahua that’s super sweet to people
If their big dogs get near my friend’s mom while the Chihuahua is sitting with her she’ll go nuts (even though she weighs about 5 pounds vs the 80+ bigger dogs!)
I thought the nose in panel 5 was the mouth and I was horrified.
I had the exact same, the first panel I also just cant see as intended
Be bred for 30,000 years to be dopey and compliant
Be bred
uwu
You’re so dopey, compliant, and breedable
🥰🥺
Everyone’s done ‘the swallow’ a time or two.
usually not after it leaves your body
Oh yeah no that starts the feedback loop.
Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.
Hump people’s legs.
With pleasure
meow
I was about to ask what drug would make me do this
That’s toxic positivity for humans precisely because they’re not dogs, bad advice
That’s cute, this one still doesn’t think they’re a furry
leans in nice and close, whispering
soon
How do I turn my brain off? Seriously I can’t do it.
Sounds like Hollywood happiness. Turns out only psychopaths can be happy who knew.
