Thank god I’m from Eastern Europe and I don’t have a college debt. CRIES WHERE IS MY SNICKERS™?!
Yeah, you don’t get our mass-produced chocolate, you get handmade better chocolate. You bastard!
That’s not really what eastern Europe is famous for
Oh hey everyone! Look at meee! Totally not the false face of a faceless corporation, run by several people paid to get your attention here to say I AM IN ON IT! Let me just insult you to get attention, and act like a doomer for the shock factor so people spread it on the social mediums [like they are now]. Let me mock your struggles and beliefs just for the sake of a simple adver-- won’t you p-p-please buy my product? Just a little more consumption will totally fill the void in your heart!
Naaaah, fuck off you craven rats
Or, in more succinct terms:
SILENCE, BRAND.
