Hunter S Thompson: Pack me into a cannon at the top of a 150 foot tower and fire my ass into the sky while Tambourine Man plays.
That’s Mr. Tambourine Man to you, bud.
So, Mr. T.?
Men doing anything but getting therapy
That just sounds like raising the insurance rates for all the normal people. You need to get the rich guy on the boat to even out the pain
Wait, who said anything about leaving the rich bastard at home?
I’m down, let’s fire up the BBQ
I want a viking funeral, but to save expenses, skip the boat. Chuck me into the ocean and fire arrows at me until I sink.
Don’t even need to wait until he dies. Just pick a yacht.
That’s not a Viking funeral, that’s just regular Viking.
I’ve always wanted to honor my ancestors by going a-viking. Do you get more Odin points for sacrificing a billionaire over a millionaire?
I’ll take it.
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Chuckcatapult …”Or trebuchet. Either way, super glue a Molotov cocktail into each hand and hurl away.
Nah pack my body and clothes with thermite.
Molotov cocktail, except is just a dead guy called Molotov holding a jerrycan
Awesome. I’ll settle for their Ferrari.