“Hah Timmy, guess your stupid little ass ain’t getting grandmas crisp 20 dollar bill for your birthday this year! Better luck next year you 7 year old sack of shit!” -American cops, probably.

Remember friends, use the USPS for all your criminal transport needs.

…when i was growing up waaay back in the depths of the twentieth century, standard protocol was never to send cash: check, money order, or COD only…in my grandparents’ generation, stamps were also often accepted as legal tender!..

…does anyone even do cash-on-delivery anymore?..i never used it but i feel like i haven’t seen mention in thirty years…

…so anyway, we had an onion on our belt, which was the style at the time, and my point is that not sending cash is nothing new…i guess the idea back then was that sending cash either risked loss/theft or facilitated illicit commerce; i never really figured out which…

…is sending cash any different now?..

It’s a legal cartel

https://www.dickinson.edu/news/article/3193/dickinson_college_chemistry_class_explores_the_presence_of_drug_residue_on_us_currency

Here’s a startling fact: Roughly 90 percent of the dollar bills in circulation in the U.S. have been shown to contain cocaine residue.

So they just steal 90% of the moneys for no reason, cool cool.

edit No wait i was stupid, they just sniff for cash, not drugs, and just keep 100%