Man, I really hate the bottom kind of garden, on like a personal level.

My uncle has one of those gardens, so whenever we visited there and wanted to play with our cousins, there was just fucking nothing to do there. Like, you could play football excellently. And they had frisbees and all kinds of toys.

But no sticks. No plants to hide behind. No critters to poke at. No dirt to dig into. No trees to try to climb. Not even goddamn rocks to bang together. Everything is just sterile and dead. Like, why even have a garden, if all you can do in it, is to mow the goddamn grass.

I hate how this implies Moai are incompatible with a lush garden.