I got run over by a fucking electric scooter the other day when I was ferrying boxes from my appt to a car (lots of work being done in my home, had to move stuff out). The guy was going at full speed on the sidewalk (absolutely illegal) and said “well, you could have looked before going out”.
And when I mentioned his (mandatory) insurance, he went “cheerio” and sped off leaving me having to do bandages for two weeks while my knees mended.

Anyway, good thing I have 3 lives.

Fun Fact: In Germany we say “Katzen haben sieben Leben.” (“Cats have seven lives.” ).