• logicbomb@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    “Oh my God!” - God

    I think God is, by definition, an atheist, though, since God must not believe in a higher power.

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    11 months ago

    I still don’t understand why the cooking skill of my parents sucked this bad. I started cooking on my own when I moved out and even after just a bit of practise and good recipes you can cook tasty meals. How do you go on 50 years failing this, I don’t understand. If I see another bowl of dry rice, canned peas and ready marinated chicken from some discounter I’m going to throw up.

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    11 months ago

    The real reason is that unhealthy food contains ingredients that were rarer for our ancestors to obtain. Dense caloric food meant surviving a winter, but our winter never comes.

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    11 months ago

    My mom after feeding me canned green beans for years watching me wolf down green beans at my house

    “You hated veggies when you were a kid.”

    …sure, mom

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      I looked my mother in the eyes after a long day once and responded to a similar statement with “No, I hated your chilli when I was a kid.”

      She really does make the absolute worst chilli I’ve ever tasted. It’s so bland. There is almost no chilli powder in it, just some salt and a little bit of pre-ground pepper from a packaged salt/pepper shaker. The recipe amounts to “throw some hamburger and tomato sauce with canned beans in a pot and cook it for an hour and then add random amounts of all THREE seasonings”

      It’s a wonder I survived to be able to cook on my own.