You can’t trust the system

That’s not my dad.

That’s a cell phone!

Whatchu, think I’m stupid?

My dad’s not a phone.

DUH!

I refuse to acknowledge this as antique

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS

May your butthole not be tazed.

I’m an ADULT

Looking back on it those where some peak internet times

Any time me or my wife drop something WE THREW IT ON THE GROUND