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Not the onion
Are we sure he’s not having a medical emergency?
“I was layin’ out there for two damn hours before anyone came to check on me! Heat stroke, it turns out. Just as well it wasn’t a stroke stroke, I’d be dead.”
All fun and games until you wake up at home with 3 items missing from your inventory and a massive bill from Harvey.
Are you sure they’re naps?
Sure! He hasn’t moved for days. Must be really comfy!
Thank you for the onions.
This is because farming is fucking exhausting and he just couldn’t make it back to the house.
Or he had a heat stroke… Go help him.
And lose my chance to take the farm?
Never seen an onion field. What an ugly crop.
Doesn’t matter; tastes amazing