I did that for a loan once… Got threatened with a felony. Did not do again.
Lying to bank? Jail
Lying to landlord? 😎
Lying to a bank: jail.
A bank lying and getting caught enough times: new ceo with a bonus for the incumbent.
Damn I just love justice!
You forgot the public bailout money 😎🛥️🤑
Or you know use your browser’s tools to just edit stuff directly, it’s much less work, like 100% real and is absolutely free?
Editing a picture is absolutely unnecessary
A lot of banks only have statements in PDF format
In this case, I recommend using something like LibreOffice Draw, granted it’s not that easy but still easier than using image editing and cheaper than Adobe Acrobat
Edit: I also didn’t know this, but draw, being a vector graphics tool, can also edit the text in PDFs. Granted it’s not convenient because PDFs in general aren’t. Still better than shelling out money to Adobe
You have money to throw at something you can’t even name properly?
“You don’t deserve a home because spelling mistake.”
I’m used to lack of capitalization. The problem is, you don’t “buy Microsoft” if you want a Windows license.
This is the weirdest, most insignificant thing to be upset about.
Suppose you’re in tech suport and yet another person just storms in, needeing Adobe on their computer. Companies have different products, and mistaking one for another is obviously miscommunication!
To be honest, I am prone to inefficient communication because every word spoken to me in person I have to pay attention & react to drains my emotional battery significantly, and it only takes several redundant words before I start screaming at people. I can restrain myself in public but that only makes me more exhausted in private, and when my grandma slowly answers “What kind of tea is this?” with “I made it an hour ago so that you don’t burn your throat”, all I hear is 13 words that get nothing across and I go berserk. (The correct answer is just “Mint” – I can see it’s not smoking.)
People get upset over less significant things.
I think you may want to talk to a therapist about your unhealthy obsession with efficient dialogue.
Therapists are not known to talk efficiently
