Simply stack the two kings (after declaring “king me,” of course). You may now move the stacked kings in any direction. If a piece, including a queen, attempts to capture the stacked kings, the demotion sound from Super Mario Bros. is played, the top king is removed, and the bottom king may capture the attacking piece.

Therefore, this is not mate.

What century is this? When two kings want to mate, just leave them in peace unless you’re about to consensually join.