People actually do this!?
Hey, are you there?
Hello
You there?
Oh, they do…
This made me realize, talking to people is like forcefully inserting you thoughts into their brain without their consent. People should just stop talking in general IMO.
Hello
Username absolutely does not check out.
Well, I usually take my time to reply. It’s not my fault, when people then need to wait until they cut to the chase. That doesn’t bother me. It’s their problem.
I have done this before.
“Hi chunkystyles, good afternoon.”
Sometimes I’ll wait for a few minutes to see if they follow up and then respond. Sometimes I just don’t respond until they cut to the chase if it’s not someone I talk to regularly.
Minutes? It happens that I don’t respond for hours or sometimes even days. (Depending on how close we are.) :D