• MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    “… And the person doesn’t even know…” This dude is bad at this.

    Y’all, if you work in my field and I buy you lunch, it’s because I’m trying to hire you.

    But you won’t have to wonder. I’ll start the conversation with something subtle, like “I’m buying today because I’m trying to hire you.”

    It…uh…works. Really well. Stay tuned for more insightful tips, I guess.

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        11 months ago

        Just do like Ipji from Futurama

        Leela: But you never wore a ring, I didn’t know you had a wife.
        Ipji: And my wife doesn’t know I have a job, I keep my personal and professional life separate.

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    11 months ago

    What kind of mythical position would that be for? Assistant to the branch manager?