• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    “Really awful the way they treated that adorable animal. Tortured and killed it on a live stream for entertainment, and then everyone just clapped. Really makes you think.”

    Vegan Alarm Begins Ringing in Earnest

    Anti-Vegan SWAT Team dispatched to confront radical veggie-muncher

    Six elderly military officers in a dimly lit fall-out shelter screaming at one another to scramble the reply-bots

    God damn, I swear. It feels like these vegans just overreact to everything.

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        Exactly! Had a group of guys complaining to me the other day, saying “You can’t just shoot dogs in the street”, “That was my seeing eye dog”, and “Murderer”.

        I say that’s really overreacting. We’re smarter than them, we can do what we want! Namby-pamby vegans always get in the way of my recreational dog shooting.

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          As long as you are grateful and treat the dogs’ mutilated dead bodies with respect, you’re being mindful of the Circle Of Life. That’s just how nature works.